Oh, what kind of a world do we live in when the ultimate declaration of love is no longer a pair of purple upholstered maching thrones or a melodious reworking of a Disney classic, but the noted omission of a celebrity magazine from a wedding guest list.
Yes, Katie Price and Alex Reid - the ‘cross dressing cage fighting victor of Celebrity Big Brother’ have tied the knot in an INTIMATE ceremony in Las Vegas. Yes, a TV crew were present - but what do you expect? We don’t want this moment in the history love to disappear into the mists of obscurity!
After a twenty two minute ceremony, in which the pair recited verses of Ginsberg to one another (we always knew they were beatniks), they made a brief statement to the press, saying, ’we are very much in love and look forward to the future together. We can’t wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who we know fully support our wishes.’
And who can we hold responsible for this chance union of starcrossed lovers? Afterall, Jordan watchers would be forgiven for thinking the whole thing seems rather rushed - afterall, she did dump AReid rather publicly after leaving the ‘jungle’ and has emerged from a messy breakup with boy soprano Peter Andre. But it seems that it was the dubiously titled ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ which bought Katie to her senses - after seeing Alex parade around as a farmyard animal, resist a conversion to hardline Christianity and pretend he was an ‘old person’ - she could resist the pulsing beat and magnetic animal attraction between them no more.
Andre is yet to comment via Twitter, but we’re sure he will pen his feelings to an inoffensive r’n'b backing track and act out his heartbreak/shock/happiness in a black and white arty music video.
As ardent supporters of the KP crusade to reappropriate the tools of male opression by the female cause, we couldn’t be happier that she has found love in the arms of the inimitable Alex Reid. And, we also KINDA hope that there are photos/interviews/feature length specials on the way.
Congratulations to the Pricey Reids!
Photo courtesy of Big Pictures.
beccahutson
1 month, 1 week ago
I am so HAPPY!!!!!!!!!! This is great news! Katie Price deserves every success and happiness and i am glad she has found it in the arms of Alex Reid!!1